Put those slippers on your feet, light a fire in the fireplace, grab a cozy blanket and get set because it’s that time of the year, and there is no point in trying to flee from the impending saccharine brainwashing that lies ahead. You know what I mean, the mind engulfing, overly sentimental, sugary sweet carnage that you can’t possibly look away from…Countdown to Christmas on the Hallmark Channel! This year, the festive fun began on October 28th (yes, even before Halloween) and I’ve been wrapped up ever since. Dang you Hallmark. I want to be…